A Crested Butte local returns home and joins the team!
Hip hop name: Lil Russ
Favorite adult beverage: Old Fashioned
Superpower: Always catches the biggest tunas
First concert: Damian Marley
Most recent Netflix binge: Waco
Favorite thing about Crested Butte: The Golden Hour
Epitaph: He lived too hard, died too fast
A Crested Butte local returns home and joins the team!
Hip hop name: Skidmoore
Favorite adult beverage: Piña Colada🍍
Superpower: ??? (It's ok; you're young. There's time.😉)
First concert: U2
Most recent Netflix binge: The Office
Favorite thing about Crested Butte: The vibe and the view
Epitaph: Sister, daughter, LEGEND
LEVI
Hip hop name: Dr. Love ❤️
Favorite adult beverage: Gosling's Dark and Stormy
Toilet paper-- over or under? Over. "Oh, and we're all out of toilet paper."
Superpower: Eating
First concert: Collective Soul
Most recent Netflix binge: True Detective (ooooo good one)
Favorite thing about Crested Butte: The lack of people (shhh, don't tell him about Spring Break 😆)
Epitaph: Life is short-- drive fast and leave a sexy corpse
HEATHER
Hip hop name: HC
Favorite adult beverage: Red, red wine
Superpower: I'm telekinetic-- I can move things with my mind (well, THAT will sure help out with stocking!)
First concert: Blink 182/Green Day/Jimmy Eat World
Most recent HULU binge: The Mindy Project
Favorite thing about Crested Butte: Softball!! and the mountains
Epitaph: "She loved well & she lived well"
BRIAN
Hip hop name: El Duké ("Dokay")
Favorite adult beverage: Whiskey/Whisky (no matter how you spell it 😆)
Superpower: Able to see/smell bullshit from a mile away
First concert: Kiss 1977 🤘
Most recent Netflix binge: Schitt's Creek
Favorite thing about #CrestedButte: The community
Epitaph: One more and I'll tab out
Lauren Alkire
So, you think you know Lauren, store manager and doer of all the things? Read on for some surprises...
Arm Wrestling name(s): Kosher Krusher, Hebrew Hammer, Passover Pounder
Favorite adult beverage: Depends on the occasion! Italian red wines.
Toilet paper: OVER (only psychopaths do it the other way!)
Superpower(s): 1. Scheduling 2. Hasn't eaten pork/pig products in 25 years!!
First concert: The Grateful Dead
Most recent Netflix binge: "Who has time for that? I've been watching soccer referee training videos..."
Favorite thing about Crested Butte: Community; my non-biological family
Epitaph: I'd rather have a moment of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special
Stanley Frederick
Hip hop name: Stan Deezley
Favorite adult beverage: Cold beer, good whiskey
Superpower: Ability to fly (what IS it with all these aerial employees??)
First concert: Charlie Daniels (in 1976!! 😮🔥)
Most recent Netflix binge: Stranger Things
Favorite thing about CrestedButte: The weather, and the nice people (awwww, shucks)
Epitaph: I came I saw I did
Peter Schramm
Here's a funny fellow-- Meet Peter!
Rockstar name: Peter Schrammpton 🎸
Favorite adult beverage: Beer 🍺
Toilet paper: Over (👏🏽)
Superpower: Ability to FLY! (Hmmm...)
First concert: Asleep at the Wheel
Most recent Netflix binge: The Defiant Ones
Favorite thing about Crested Butte: The fresh mountain air
What he wants on his gravestone: Here for a good time, not a long time
Karen Boyle
Hip hop name: Special K
Favorite adult beverage: Mezcal tequila
Toilet paper: Under (yes!)-- so the cats can't shred it as easily :-)
Superpower: Having random people tell me random things...or, finder of all lost things at home
First concert: Van Halen
Most recent Netflix binge: Stranger Things
Favorite thing about CrestedButte: I can be as weird as I want without much judgement
Epitaph: She tried her best...
Emily “Otter” O’cañas
Nickname: Otter
Favorite adult beverage: Dirty Martini🍸
Toilet paper: Over or Under? Over! Those under people are either serial killers or don't like animals! (Apparently, Joe and Emily need to talk.😆)
Superpower: I make people beautiful :-)
First concert: Rage Against the Machine at Red Rocks at age 13 (😮)
Most recent Netflix binge: Stranger Things
Favorite thing about Crested Butte: The Wiggins Twins
What you want on your gravestone: You're Welcome
Super Joe
